{"product_id":"shitshow-emb-kit","title":"Bless this Shitshow Home Embroidery Kit","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis suspiciously wholesome embroidery kit features delicate red and blue lettering, dainty little flowers, and the kind of energy that says, “Yes, my life is a flaming circus tent, but at least it’s decorative.” The crisp white background makes the chaos feel classy, while the phrase “Bless This Shitshow” ties it all together like a bow on a dumpster fire. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're embracing the mess or just looking for something to stab while everything around you implodes, this is your craft therapy with a floral finish. Makes a perfect gift for anyone who’s somehow still functioning.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ea 6\" bamboo hoop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eprinted fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003efloss in just-pretty-enough colors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003etwo needles (in case you rage-bend one)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ea threader\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003einstructions that assume you’ve either done this before or you’re good at winging it\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Funatic","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40976257613888,"sku":"15905","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0049\/2863\/4926\/files\/bless-this-shitshow-of-a-home.jpg?v=1776807788","url":"https:\/\/homegrowndecatur.com\/products\/shitshow-emb-kit","provider":"HomeGrown Decatur ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}