Hey Quitters! Don't Give up on those Resolutions Yet!
New Years Resolutions: the most popular way to trick ourselves into becoming better people! If the carrot we dangle in front of ourselves is the promise of self-improvement, the stick is the shame we feel when we realize that nobody is going to hold us accountable if we give up on going to the gym after a couple of weeks.
And so give up we do. January 17th is "Ditch Your Resolution Day," so if you've clung on to yours this long then you're already beating a statistically significant number of people!
Whether you're determined to ascend to the highest version of yourself this year or you're teetering on the edge of giving up, here's some motivation to hold on to those arbitrary goals and never let go!
Mocktail Kits for Dry January
The world already seems to be careening drunkenly toward a catastrophic end, so don't let your January go the same way. Prioritize your health and feel classy as hell while sipping on a mocktail this month. Our craft kits come with all the ingredients you need to infuse your drink with delicious flavor while your cells regenerate from all the punishment you put them through last year! (And hey, nobody's judging.)
If that's not quite your style, we've also got a variety of simple syrups in tasty flavors for easy mocktail mixing. Like juice, but you look cool when you drink 'em.
Keep it Spicy in the Kitchen
Ah, cooking. It's labor intensive, it takes forever and best of all, you have to clean up afterwards. But it's the best way to eat healthier and cheaper, which means it hits several items on the "popular New Years Resolutions" list. So roll your sleeves up and hit the kitchen, chef!
If you're going to all that trouble, you might as well make something that tastes great. Beautiful Briny Sea Salt makes just about everything better. With several different flavors available, each tin contains a special combination of herbs, spices and salt that will elevate even the feeblest culinary attempts.
And if Unicorn Salt isn't enough to salvage your cooking, you can always douse it in hot sauce! Try Hot N' Saucy's collection of fun and flavorful sauces and sear those picky tastebuds into submission.
I Say this with Love: Please Take a Bath
Whether your muscles are sore from dutifully pumping iron at the gym or your life is stressful ENOUGH, THANK YOU and you promised yourself a little more self care in 2026, we have just the thing for you! Run yourself a hot bath and let all that tension go with some Goats Milk Bath Salt Soak. Available in three soothing scents and formulated to help nourish your skin while you dissolve into a puddle of relaxation.
Or if you're currently living in an apartment and you're not sure whose nether regions have already touched that bathtub (a perfectly reasonable fear that we all relate to, right?) grab yourself some Shower Steamers and let the sweet smelling steam carry your woes away.
Remember: Even Quitters Deserve Love
No matter what you resolved to accomplish at the beginning of the year, you've still got about eleven months to get there. (Or less, depending on when you read this.) So pick those juggling balls back up, get those ten thousand steps in, and keep saving for that trip around the world. We're there for ya. But if you do give up, pat yourself on the back and remember you're in good company.
And seriously, get that Unicorn Salt. It even makes failure taste better!